User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/23

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Kuzaar-T-C- 13:21, 14 July 2006

Aaron, you deleted our everywhere girl,
Hist'ry will revile you for the loss of our pearl.
A grumpy admin with itchy trigger-finger,
Too eager to be the deletion bat-swinger.

Deathphoenix ʕ 14:12, 14 July 2006

Everywhere Girl is on DRV,
It is there for you to see.
And to comment on.

(Ruled as insult-free, resubmission requested.)

Deathphoenix ʕ 14:32, 14 July 2006

Everywhere Girl is on DRV,
It is there for all to see
That you failed to follow the proper process
And instead, drank beer to excess.
When the review is done, and we've mocked your life,
Will you then stop beating your wife?

++Lar: t/c 14:39, 14 July 2006

You silly big lumping hoser
You think you're such a good closer...
Would it get your nose out of joint
And further, violate WP:POINT,
To say I regret not being an RfA Opposer?
because, AfD wise, you're kind of a poser.