User:Sslop

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Year of Birth: 1642
Gender: Male
Race: Grey
Hair: Grey
Eyes: Black, large
Laterality: Left-handed
Country: Jupiter
Religion: Christianity
Denomination: Lutheran

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Hello,

My name is Sslop. After escaping the wrath of the Nebula Verticus King I came to your planet Earth on a space vessell, or spacius vesselus as my people call them. I quickly conditioned myself to your Earth habitat and applied for an Earth job as an Earth newsagent in New York, New York. I left this employment shortly after meeting an Earth woman. I eloped with her to Las Vegas but she left me shortly after this. It is during this period of depression that I found Wikipedia and situated myself as a user of some note. Quickly gaining recognition from peers for an ability to merge Wikipedia pages and identify false information, I found myself with an Earth job that was both satisfying and well-paid. This story ends now but my Earth life still continues.

Yours,

Sslop

Senior Editor

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