User:Rubenten
Arturo toala the cowboy funk man | |
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 Cowboy performs at Churchills Miami FL 2016. | |
| Background information | |
| Origin | Hialeah, Florida |
| Genres | Indo pop, J-Pop, Pop rock, Pop, Teen pop, Bubblegum pop |
| Years active | 2015–present |
| Labels | CFB Project (agency) Hits Records (Global Mediacum Group) (studio) Universal Finggyz Group/Dildo Music Entertainment (distributor) deeznutz |
| Members | Arturo toala, Enrique Sanchez, Christian umanzor, Kevin, and Sweden |
| Website | m |
CFB (read as "Cowboy funk band") is an Hialeahian idol group whose name is derived from its roots of Soul music and the J-pop group Cowboy and the funk lads. Formed in 2015, it is the first CATFL sister group outside the box and adopts the concept of "idols you can eat", Before switching to "idols that will cum to meet you" since 8 April 2016. Fans can attend daily performances at the group's theater, which was built as a close replica to the Dr.evil ship from Austin powers.
While CFB does not restrict membership by nationality, applicants must be residents of Indonesia. As of 7 October 2019, the group has 48 individual team members. The main act, the founder of cowboy and the funk lads. Arthur Toala, a man of mystery, the hip legend of the shadows, Known as the cowboy funk man... fears no evil. In a world where the general population has lost sense of what is funkalicious, Arturo will stop at almost every wawa on the path to enfunkenment. Many have seen and felt the groovenization in their lives as the CFM (cowboy funk man) has played his rhythmic finger guitar jammiez along with that soulful but stern ”daddy” voice. One account from an onlooker says that while attending a show they started and have never stopped tapping their foot again and their sexuality has increased tenfold; not that they’ve had more sex they simply identify with many more sexualities now. Though people at CMF performances do randomly burst into profoundly aromatic sex when CFM does his signature move the “artnana split” where he in sequence does a roundhouse kick causing his tear-away pants to explode off his body as he does a perfect frontal split over a plate of two ice cream scoops the enlongated bulge from his flaming speedo landing directly in between the scoops simultaneously raining rainbow vagina shaped sprinkles from his harmonica onto the ice cream. needless to say this legend engulfed in mystery and Mountain Dew has changed the life’s of thousands and inspired many a soul to start a goat farm. The question is where has he gone and will his bow chicka bow wow pop and lock music ever be heard again.