User:NottNott/Essays/Change your signature 24/7

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Wikipedians should change their signature repeatedly, almost incessantly.

Reasons[edit]

Nothing screams quality contributor like a fine editor with a mighty fine tag to go along with them as they edit articles.

Best times to do it[edit]

Especially when there are plenty of, admittedly less important, things to be doing such as dealing with articles that need cleaning up or pesky vandals.