User:Naplesqb10/sandbox

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Siege of the Garretticon[edit]

The Siege of the Garretticon was the turning point in the First Roman-Garrettian Coalition War against Davidia. Marked as the only battle in which one side lost more men than it began with, it is also the event in which Garrett Chapman was lost in the fray, not to be found until months later. The battle was an overwhelming victory for the Roman-Garrettian Coalition (Also known as the FuckYouDavid Coalition).

Siege of the Garretticon
Part of First Roman-Garrettian Coaltion War

Roman Fajardo leading the defense of the Garretticon.
DateDecember 24, 2016
Location
Also Fuck You, Garrettice
Result David ragequits as Roman wins a diplomatic victory
Nazi Germany Davidia Venice Garrettice
Holy Roman Empire Romanian Empire
Commanders and leaders
David Gomez "La Muerte India" Venice Garrett Chapman "The Okay"  
Holy Roman Empire Roman Fajardo "The Crotchety"
Units involved
75000 X-COM Units 7997 Longbowmen
2 Fuckheads With Sticks
Strength
75000 8000
Casualties and losses
75001 Dead and 0 Missing 12 Dead and 1 Missing (Garrett Fled During the Battle)