User:MajorTJKong

Major T.J. "King" Kong
300px|thumb| Stay on the bomb run, boys!

Well, boys, I reckon this is it - Wikular combat toe to toe with the trolls. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on here. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about vandalism. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some editin' to do.

Articles of Opportunity

• Meole Brace Municipal Golf Course
• Universal health care
• List of Fordham University people
• Husayn (For vandalism*)
• Smiley (For vandalism)
• Jargon of the Rush Limbaugh Show (Rest In Peace, Great Article)
• Talk:Hank Hill
• Hank Hill
• Bobby Hill (The Foxies have already clobbered the show, so I'm sure Bobby ain't gonna grow.)
• Cirsotrema (Too many non-existent page links!)
• The Big Story (The show was, therefore it no longer is)
• Temple University#Alumni (They included Mark Levin twice. Had to remove it. Though I understand the enthusiasm.)
• Sharron Angle
• Weekend Live

Total Vandals Dumped in the Drink

2