User:Hiasdasde

In 692 B.C. there was a king that was suffering from severe depression. Due to this, the king was in search of a drug that would make him happy again. As you can see, there was no cocaine in the time of this man, so he had to resort to McDonalds chicken nuggets. Other onlookers watched as the King bought a 10 piece chicken nugget from McDonalds, and became envious. They put their money together, and bought a British Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank with L30A1 120mm Rifled Artillery Dorchester level 2 Armor, and threatened the king to either give them 5 of the McDonalds fried 10 piece chicken nuggets or they would be forced to apply violence. Has this situation ever occured to you? Of course it has! This is why I'm here to instruct you on how to defend your 10 piece chicken nuggets from L30A1 120mm Rifled Artillery fired from Tanks as well as other approaching threats. First, it is necessary to include twin anti-aircraft Ground to Air intercontinental Ballistic Missile Launchers on either side of your 10 piece chicken nuggets. Next, you will want to mount a US ARMY 27.1 pound 49.7 inch gas operated open bolt 950 RPM 7.62 by 51mm caliber mountable machine gun on top of your 10 piece chicken nuggets. As you can now see, it is now inefficient for manual operation of opening the roof of your 10 piece chicken nugget container, and we must use a High Torque 240 volt 16 horse power completely enclosed 1 inch shift diameter Electric Motor to open and close the lid at extreme speeds. Now let's try your new defensive 10 piece chicken nugget in a situation like this...