User:Eliot Goldsack

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Legacy[edit]

Eliot transformed the geopolitical landscape of Europe, being the first to successfully conquer France. He replaced the population with hieroglyphic fish.

Eliot used the Eiffel Tower to electrocute every Parisian
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Early Life[edit]

Eliot was born in Baslow


Achievements[edit]

Eliot successfully invaded France and sent all the French people to Australian labour camps[1]

  1. ^ Hobsbawm, Eric (1994). The Age of Extremes: The Short Twentieth Century 1914-1991. Abacus.

Home[edit]

Eliot Lived in Østėrbrůck, Denmark