User:Dr. Asher Garrison/sandbox

Moonbin 나 거시기 빨아, more commonly known as the influential Kpop artist moonbin is commonly thought to have unfortunately commited suicide on April 19 2023 is the Gangam District, Seoul Korea. This may not be the truth. The truth behind his death was discovered by renowned scientist Dr, Enzo Zelsnack. Moonbin was a solo artist unlike the other large Kpop groups like BTS, The boys, etc. This resulted in those groups seeing moonbin as a threat. The group known as BTS formed a secret alliance with Taylor swift (Kanye's Bitch) and created a plan to eliminate Moonbin from the music industry. They spent their music video budget on a time machine to retrieve some people capable of executing their plan. They retrieved Harriet Tubman, XXXTentacion, and Steven Hawking. They brought these people back to present day. The initial plan was to brutally molest Moonbin when he arrived at the Philadelphia post office. When this plan was attempted, Moonbin protected himself by shooting Mung Bean Moon Cakes in a Moonbin brand Rocket propelled cake launcher. Although he deflected the molestation, he only angered Taylor, which resulted in her "whipping out" a Golden pump the size of Drake's shlong, and 200 pumped moonbin is his face. An unfortunate trick shot. Travis Kelce then hung the body up and framed it as a suicide. What a fucking loser. RIP Moonbin