Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police

Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police
Studio album by Jello Biafra
Released	September 9, 1994
Recorded	April 15, 1994 - April 22, 1994
Genre	Spoken word
Length	162:12
Label	Alternative Tentacles
Producer	Jello Biafra
Jello Biafra chronology
The Sky is Falling and I Want My Mommy (1991) Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police (1994) If Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve (1998)

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Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police is the fourth spoken word album by Jello Biafra. The album included a cartoon tract insert by graphic novelist Daniel Clowes, Devil Doll?, which spoofed the Chick Publications tracts. The album cover is a reproduction of a painting by Sandow Birk.

Track listing

Disc one

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Message to Our Sponsor"	7:36
2.	"Experts"	29:26
3.	"Ban Everything"	14:31
4.	"I Have a Dream"	11:24
Total length:		62:57

Disc two

No.	Title	Length
5.	"Talk On Censorship: President McMuffin Tightens The Screws/What We Are Not Being Told"	67:03
Total length:		67:03

Disc three

No.	Title	Length
6.	"Talk On Censorship: The Virtuecrats' Unreality/In The Belly Of The Wrong Beast"	36:41
7.	"Eric Meets the Moose Diarrhea Salesman"	17:32
Total length:		54:13